I’m not a praying man, so instead let me offer my hope up to the universe:
As a resident of Chicago’s north side;
with an apartment three blocks east of Wrigley Field;
every day seeing beloved Cubs iconography as I walk to the train;
please let the Diamondbacks smoke the Cubs this evening, and let me see the crushed look on all the faces of all the Cubs fans as it happens.
Fuckin’ Cubs fans.
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