Christ, last time I sass the internet gods. It’s up now, anyway.
Hooray, I am back! Temporarily, anyway; the first of the promised reviews is on its way. For reasons that are mostly unclear but possibly involve a busted router, I have been thrown into a state of near-primitivism – as bad as the early ’90s, even! – and am presently only able to access the internet in erratic bursts, topping out at five minutes. I am using one of these precious moments to beg your patience, and to promise that there will be another Blockbuster History piece, a couple more entries in the fledgling Leone retrospective, and even a new release review, as soon as the angry internet gods permit it.
In the meantime, it’s a perfect chance to say defamatory things about me in comments. Other possible subject for discussion: Josh Duhamel, best actor of his generation or best actor of all time?