So, we all watched the Super Bowl ads last night, right? (Oh yeah, and the game behind them…for those who know the man, I want to give you the epic image of Jim Joyce freaking out so badly in the last 90 seconds that something would go wrong that he drank about 4 ounces of Jameson in less than a minute). And you know that Gillette Fusion ad for The Five-Bladed Razor, Hurrah! The next big thing in shaving? Fivefuckingbladed shaving, for the smoothest goddamn shave you ever heard of?
Hahaha I hate the world.