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East of Eden

Too late to post, really, but I saw that Leo has a list of the ten best movies ever, and given that he is a reasonably bright young actor, I expected that it might be somewhat interesting…

Nope.

10. East of Eden (Elia Kazan, 1955)
Aww…wittle Weo wantsa be James Dean?

8. Sunset Blvd. (Billy Wilder, 1950)
Great film, sure, but a barbarously literal write-up.

6. Yojimbo (Kurosawa Akira, 1961)
A fine film, but I think you could put together a top ten of better Kurosawa.

2. Taxi Driver (Martin Scorsese, 1976)
Suck up.

1. Ladri di biciclette (Vittorio De Sica, 1948)
Fuck you, Leonardo DiCaprio.

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