A Battlestar Galactica series finale open thread, because I expect to be much too emotionally drained afterwords to do anything but stain my keyboard with tears.
My predictions (spoilers up to last week’s episode!): they all go to the black hole, and get sucked into the event horizon, traveling back in time to 2019, where Adama becomes Edward James Olmos’s character from Blade Runner, and the Cylons are reverse-engineered into Replicants, with Dean Stockwell growing younger and becoming Darryl Hannah. Meanwhile, Starbuck is revealed to be the avatar of the One True Cylon God, actually a computer program written by Gaius Baltar when he came out of the black hole in 30 A.D., where he turns out to be the historic Jesus Christ. President Roslin gets her cancer cured because I will bawl like a five-year-old otherwise.
Actual predictions: Everybody dies, except for Baltar. Who also probably dies.