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16 TONS, AND WHAT DO YOU GET?

I’m not dead. I wanted everyone to know that.

I also require a new job, one that never ever requires me to do any work.

Meanwhile, to apologize for my anemia today, I will be posting a movie review tomorrow, but I shall not tell what for: you’ll just have to remain in suspense.

(Also, nobody would want to read it if I said what it was).

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