Having finished the damn series, and finding it very hard to properly review this week’s Sunday movie (look for it tomorrow), I thought that instead maybe I should go ahead and share the fruits of my labor, and I do regard watching ten F13 films in ten weeks as most arduous labor indeed:
A F13 Timeline
13 June, 1946 – Jason Voorhees is born
Summer, 1957 – Eleven-year-old Jason falls in Crystal Lake, and is presumed dead
Summer, 1958 – Pamela Voorhees kills two counselors, closing Camp Crystal Lake
13-14 June, 1979 – Friday the 13th
August, 1979 – Jason kills Alice (Part 2)
Summer, 1982 – Chris encounters Jason in the woods (Part 3)
12-18 July, 1984 – Part 2, Part 3 and The Final Chapter
Late 1980s – Crystal Lake, NJ changes its name to Forest Green
Summer, 1990 – A New Beginning
May, 1992 – Jason Lives
Late summer, 1992 – Rennie is attacked by Boy Jason in the lake (Jason Takes Manhattan)
Early 1990s – Forest Green changes its name back
13 October, 1995 – Tina kills her father (The New Blood)
Summer, 2002 – The New Blood
May, 2003 – Jason Takes Manhattan
Summer, 2004 – Jason Goes to Hell
2008 – Jason is somehow released from Hell, whereupon he was caught by the US government (Jason X)
2010 – The Crysal Lake Research Facility is frozen with Jason and Rowan inside (Jason X)
2011-2454 – Oh, they’ll find a way to fit another damn story in here. Make no mistake of that, my dears.
2455 – Jason X